What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Last Updated: 16.06.2025 07:36
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
Sure no problem officer.
What is your age now, and what age do you prefer to stay at forever?
HELLO
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
Is it okay for a wife who comes home from a date to tell her husband what she did?
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
{RING} {RING}
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
Yes sir it is.
What was it like being spanked as a kid?
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
After a few moments he returns.
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
Why did we evolve to have so many nerve endings in our anuses?
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?